• \perfect Story To Kick Of

    From MIKE POWELL@618:250/2 to DIGIMAUS on Fri Jan 2 10:16:00 2026
    But their secret shame actually isn't so secret after all: The US
    Consumer Product Safety Commission actually keeps a database of ER
    visits and what's bringing people in -- meaning the government has an

    You know, some of those things sound very *sharp*. Makes one wonder if
    they were trying to perforate their innards and, if so, why?!?

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