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Re: Hmm
From
Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to
digimaus on Fri Oct 31 21:25:34 2025
digimaus wrote to All <=-
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There
was nothing left but de Brie.
-- <8D~
Love it. :-) Love me a good pun!
... He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
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From
Mortar M.@618:250/19 to
digimaus on Sat Nov 1 12:20:12 2025
Re: Re: Hmm
By: digimaus to Mortar M. on Thu Oct 30 2025 20:32:53
As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."
Oh briehave. 8)
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Fri Oct 31 21:23:27 2025
Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?
A: A metro-gnome.
-- <8D~
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From
Mike Powell@618:250/1 to
digimaus on Tue Nov 4 08:19:20 2025
Re: Hmm
By: digimaus to All on Fri Oct 31 2025 21:23:27
Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?
A: A metro-gnome.
That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)
Mike/s
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
Mike Powell on Tue Nov 4 14:01:12 2025
Mike Powell wrote to digimaus <=-
That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)
"Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock
-- Sean
... I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Wed Nov 5 22:56:08 2025
Q: What do you call a careful wolf?
A: Aware wolf.
-- <8D~
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Sat Nov 8 20:03:55 2025
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
-- <8D~
... EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Wed Nov 12 12:56:10 2025
Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'
A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!
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From
Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to
digimaus on Wed Nov 12 17:47:51 2025
Sean,
Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'
A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!
The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>
Daryl
... The first honeymoon is Niagra -- the second honeymoon is Viagra.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025
Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: A little on the dark side.
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025
Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
-- digi
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From
digimaus@618:618/1 to
All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
Hello All,
Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: They use honey combs!
-- digi
... Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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From
Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to
All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
Hello All,
Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
to the "W" on the dial.
Moral:
He who has a Tates is lost!
-- Sean
... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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