• Re: Hmm

    From Jimmy Anderson@618:250/24 to digimaus on Fri Oct 31 21:25:34 2025
    digimaus wrote to All <=-

    Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There
    was nothing left but de Brie.

    -- <8D~

    Love it. :-) Love me a good pun!


    ... He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly
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  • From Mortar M.@618:250/19 to digimaus on Sat Nov 1 12:20:12 2025
    Re: Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to Mortar M. on Thu Oct 30 2025 20:32:53

    As Chester Cheetah says: "it ain't easy bein' cheesy."

    Oh briehave. 8)
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Fri Oct 31 21:23:27 2025
    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

    -- <8D~



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  • From Mike Powell@618:250/1 to digimaus on Tue Nov 4 08:19:20 2025
    Re: Hmm
    By: digimaus to All on Fri Oct 31 2025 21:23:27

    Q: What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

    A: A metro-gnome.

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    Mike/s
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to Mike Powell on Tue Nov 4 14:01:12 2025
    Mike Powell wrote to digimaus <=-

    That got a decent laugh. Thanks. ;)

    "Puns are the highest form of literature." - Alfred Hitchcock

    -- Sean

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 5 22:56:08 2025
    Q: What do you call a careful wolf?

    A: Aware wolf.

    -- <8D~



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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Nov 8 20:03:55 2025
    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

    A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

    -- <8D~

    ... EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that holds the eggs.
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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Wed Nov 12 12:56:10 2025
    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

    -- <8D~



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  • From Daryl Stout@618:250/33 to digimaus on Wed Nov 12 17:47:51 2025
    Sean,

    Q: What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?'

    A: A Fermilabrador Retriever!

    The most valued dog camps out by the bathroom, and faithfully
    brings in the toilet paper...the Lavatory Retriever. <G>

    Daryl

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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Thu Dec 18 17:12:14 2025

    Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
    A: A little on the dark side.

    -- digi



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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Sat Dec 20 23:48:20 2025

    Q: Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
    A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

    -- digi




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  • From digimaus@618:618/1 to All on Mon Dec 22 12:41:36 2025
    Hello All,

    Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
    A: They use honey combs!

    -- digi

    ... Borrow money from pessimists. They don't expect it back.
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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Tue Dec 30 17:59:42 2025
    Hello All,

    Then there was the scoutmaster who got a fantastic deal on this case of
    Tates brand compasses for his troup; only $1.25 each! Only problem was,
    when they got them out in the woods, the compasses were all stuck pointing
    to the "W" on the dial.

    Moral:
    He who has a Tates is lost!

    -- Sean

    ... Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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