• Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother's ‘Jingle Bells'

    From Latest to All on Tue Dec 16 09:21:13 2025
    ST. PAUL, MN-Noting that the traditional carol had undergone an unmistakably hardcore sonic shift, a new report published Tuesday found that the presence of an electric guitar means you can be pretty damn sure that what you're listening to is not your mother's "Jingle Bells." "Whether you're out Christmas shopping at Old Navy, watching a […]

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