As long as the sprinkles aren't too hard: I've got good teeth
(still!) and can crunch through a lot of food but I know there
are limitations. ...Oh - remember those silver balls no one
could eat? No, I don't have a tale of dental woe but remember
thinking if they looked like food and were on food why make
them impossible to eat?
I know of the song "silver bells", but the silver balls??
One have a stage name of 'Coq au vin'? Customer had another
surprise!
A user in another network said "he died laughing about the
chicken strips"...but I replied "you look alive and well to me"!! <G>
A year or so ago the grocery store had a promotion on Moon Pies
so I bought a few (variety of flavours) -- they didn't taste
the way I remember.
Wheeling out kitchen to the chagrin of the restaurant diners!
Continued on second USB drive!
How To Cook A Turkey.
Step 11: the cook's been baked for hours!
And, you just had to invite your cousin, the TSA agent, for
dinner. :P
Confiscated a baked turkey or you're feeling frisky?!
A year or so ago the grocery store had a promotion on Moon Pies
so I bought a few (variety of flavours) -- they didn't taste
the way I remember.
This variety, I really like...with the sprinkles. I had ordered
the lemon ones at one time, but I got these off of Amazon.
Wheeling out kitchen to the chagrin of the restaurant diners!
Or the guy who wanted chicken strips. Two hens flew up to the
table, and proceeded to take off all their feathers. <G>
Continued on second USB drive!
U Sure 'Bout that?? <G>
How To Cook A Turkey.
Step 11: the cook's been baked for hours!
Basting in his own gravy.
Q: How did you sleep last night??
A: With my eyes closed.
Q: Do you watch what you eat??
A: From the plate to the mouth??
Q: How do you feel today??
A: With my hands and fingers.
Sweat? It does get hot in the kitchen.
I'll sometimes pull a quick quip with my doctors and nurses doing the
intake questions. "Are you able to hear conversations clearly?" "Huh?" (with a bit of a grin on my face which they don't see immediately
because they're doing the paperwork).
As long as the sprinkles aren't too hard: I've got good teeth
(still!) and can crunch through a lot of food but I know there
are limitations. ...Oh - remember those silver balls no one
could eat? No, I don't have a tale of dental woe but remember
thinking if they looked like food and were on food why make
them impossible to eat?
One have a stage name of 'Coq au vin'? Customer had another
surprise!
Continued on second USB drive!
U Sure 'Bout that?? <G>
I'm not sure about anything!
Sweat? It does get hot in the kitchen.
I'll sometimes pull a quick quip with my doctors and nurses
doing the intake questions. "Are you able to hear
conversations clearly?" "Huh?" (with a bit of a grin on my
face which they don't see immediately because they're doing the paperwork).
Sweat? It does get hot in the kitchen.
Well, if you can't stand the heat, geet out of the kitchen. :)
I'll sometimes pull a quick quip with my doctors and nurses doing the
intake questions. "Are you able to hear conversations clearly?" "Huh?" (with a bit of a grin on my face which they don't see immediately
because they're doing the paperwork).
Don't ever try that with TSA...ever.
Not really ChitChat but as this is where we are
congregating....
Not really ChitChat but as this is where we are
congregating....
I thought I would startle the neighborhood residents with a
REPly. <G>
Not really ChitChat but as this is where we are
congregating....
I thought I would startle the neighborhood residents with a
REPly. <G>
D-d-d-darryl!!
Not only did you startle us we almost dropped over in shock!
(Welcome back!)
Not only did you startle us we almost dropped over in shock!
(Welcome back!)
Well, that's proof that "there goes the neighborhood". So,
"Comedy Relief" is back...because when they razz me, they're
leaving someone else alone. <G>
In a way, I'm Lazarus...back from the dead...and I said the
same thing the first night I square danced 3 months after hip
surgery.
Y'mean no multitasking?
Nah, you were just resting, like the parrot in the Monthy
Python sketch.
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Y'mean no multitasking?
I multitask -- I read in the bathroom. <G>
Nah, you were just resting, like the parrot in the Monthy
Python sketch.
Never saw it.
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
Barry,
I multitask -- I read in the bathroom. <G>
Never saw it.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Daryl
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
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He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
I wonder if he Saltines along the way?
Then tear the sheets into the appropriate size and use like the
old Sears Roebuck catalogue?!
The parrot was inside the cage. <stiffled laff>
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Saltines! I need water!!
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
That's the idea!!
... Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Then tear the sheets into the appropriate size and use like the
old Sears Roebuck catalogue?!
Or you can use duct tape for a combination wash and wax job. :P
The parrot was inside the cage. <stiffled laff>
Still, I never saw it.
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Saltines! I need water!!
Maybe he wanted to go to the holiday show on the Ritz. <G>
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
That's the idea!!
He still has some life in those little legs.
... Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Kumquat -- what you say when your quat runs away, and want it
back. <G>
Wouldn't have a problem with stuf falling off!
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Saltines! I need water!!
Maybe he wanted to go to the holiday show on the Ritz. <G>
Everything tastes better on a Ritz!
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
That's the idea!!
He still has some life in those little legs.
That's what Luigi Galvani said about his frog legs! (That's a
nerd reply: Galvani was dissecting frogs, noted the legs
twitched when touched when he held the scapel: brass and
copper, IIRC: created a tiny bit of current which caused the
muscles to contract.)
... Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Kumquat -- what you say when your quat runs away, and want it
back. <G>
Sounds like a personal problem!
Happy Thanksgiving! How does the turkey smell? I guess though its beak.
Wouldn't have a problem with stuff falling off!
It's still a crappy mess. :P
... Polygon: The parrot has departed.
He was going after a fresh supply of crackers. <G>
Saltines! I need water!!
Maybe he wanted to go to the holiday show on the Ritz. <G>
Everything tastes better on a Ritz!
I haven't had those in awhile. I found some "birthday mini
moonpies" on Amazon for a nice sweet treat, and a needed sugar
rush when I have to pull an all-nighter on weather.
... The Wheel Is Spinning, But The Hamster Is Dead.
That's the idea!!
He still has some life in those little legs.
That's what Luigi Galvani said about his frog legs! (That's a
nerd reply: Galvani was dissecting frogs, noted the legs
twitched when touched when he held the scapel: brass and
copper, IIRC: created a tiny bit of current which caused the
muscles to contract.)
Or all the frogs in wheelchairs. :P
... Parroty Error: "Polly want a kumquat?"
Kumquat -- what you say when your quat runs away, and want it
back. <G>
Sounds like a personal problem!
Like we needed another one to document on our medical files.
How To Cook A Turkey.
1) Buy a turkey.
2) Have a glass of wine.
3) Stuff turkey.
4) Have a glass of wine.
5) Put turkey in oven.
6) Relax and have a glass of wine.
7) Turk the bastey.
8) Wine of glass another get.
9) Hunt for meat thermometer.
10) Glass yourself another pour of wine.
11) Bake the wine for 4 hours.
12) Take the oven out of the turkey.
13) Tet the sable.
14) Grab another wottle of bine.
15) Turk the carvey!!
And, you just had to invite your cousin, the TSA agent, for
dinner. :P
Kumquat -- what you say when your quat runs away, and want it back. <G>
Kumquat -- what you say when your quat runs away, and want it back. <G>
I thought it was what happened when your quat got too excited.
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