• Todays Blooper

    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 20 00:01:17 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 20, 2025.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    Doctor Larsen told the MOPS audience that healthy patients
    are easier to care for.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 21 00:01:16 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 21, 2025.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    Marge Gilbert is selling her almost new, queen sized
    mattress. She said she has slept lightly and almost never
    never bore down on the mattress with her full weight.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 22 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 22, 2025.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    The Tri-County Emergency Agency located in our church
    annex is seeking to get an unlisted phone number.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 23 00:01:17 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 23, 2025.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    The new parochial school has an auditorium seating 1000
    people. The old auditorium only held 999.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Nov 24 00:01:10 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 24, 2025.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Going on vacation? Don't leave your dog in a canal. Call
    Sue Johnson at PetSitters.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Nov 25 00:01:09 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 25, 2025.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    The 3rd verse of "Blessed Assurance" will be sung without
    musical accomplishment.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Nov 26 00:01:11 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 26, 2025.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    There is joy in the presence of angels over one singer
    who repents.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Nov 27 00:01:11 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 27, 2025.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    Wilson Gettries is offering his desk for sale. It is done
    in a mid-evil style.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Nov 28 00:01:12 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 28, 2025.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Tom Bridges has 2 cemetery plots for sale in Ridgeview
    Gardens. Tom said that the plots can be moved, if desired.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Fri Nov 28 08:01:36 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid Today is Saturday October 11, 2025.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.
    On this day...
    Todays Sermon: "Why Gluttony Is A Sin".
    Music By A Full Choir.

    Rule #1: No autoposts, please.

    Hmm, autobots. . .

    Q: "Why do Transformers use Amazon? A: Because they get Prime shipping!" (but they gotta pay the $100/year fee! Great deal if your wife lives on Amazon as her second home!)

    Merry Christmas, my friend from a previous era/decade/century/millennium. . .

    I wish for you much joy!

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Fri Nov 28 08:02:54 2025
    Todays Sermon: "Why Gluttony Is A Sin".
    Music By A Full Choir.

    In the bulletin:

    12:00 Baked Bean lunch
    Musicv to follow





    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Nov 29 00:01:13 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 29, 2025.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    Tommy and Angela are renewing their vowels on Saturday.
    All are invited.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Nov 30 00:01:14 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 30, 2025.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    St. Thomas Church in Blue Ridge is looking for volunteers
    to help torture survivors.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Dec 1 00:01:15 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 1, 2025.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Remember -- when sending your Christmas packages to our
    missionaries, please use partial post.
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Tue Dec 2 09:03:25 2025
    George,

    Rule #1: No autoposts, please.

    As you wish...I have sent out a final post that except for the local
    message areas, all autoposts of Today In History and otherwise have
    been SUSPENDED, unless I hear from the echo moderator that they are
    OK. As a result, they will appear on my BBS ONLY.

    With the BBS Ads message areas, several postings of an ad for a BBS
    are done several times a day, and numerous times a week. I had to turn
    on Duplicate Checking to get rid of those extra messages.

    To me, the extra ad postings are overkill...folks should want to logon
    to a BBS because they WANT to, and NOT because they HAVE to. With my
    health and schedule, mine is usually the only one I logon to, and I can
    not do it every day. I was tied up yesterday with "The Weather Watch Net"
    with Winter Weather Advisories for freezing rain across much of the state during the day. Combined with very little sleep the night before, I was exhausted.

    Q: "Why do Transformers use Amazon? A: Because they get Prime
    shipping!" (but they gotta pay the $100/year fee! Great deal if
    your wife lives on Amazon as her second home!)

    Or like the song "She's Gone, Gone, Gone"...in this case, to WalMart.
    Her husband's dying wish is to be buried at WalMart, so his wife will
    come and see him every day.

    I wish for you much joy!

    Like with Thanksgiving, I will spend the rest of my holidays home
    alone. Except for the meaning of certain days, each day is just another
    day on the calendar of life anymore. With all the holidays being on a
    Thursday this year (US Thanksgiving, then Christmas and New Years), I
    likely won't talk to anyone...unless they call on the phone. Wednesday
    and Thursday are my 2 nights of the week I don't have to run ham radio
    traffic nets.

    Daryl

    ... Time Marches On. So does Life, Newsweek, National Geographic, etc.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wed Dec 31 14:12:32 2025
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid Today is Tuesday November 4, 2025.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
    On this day...
    Faith Banning is looking for any lady in the church
    congregation who has a cake pan to swap. She has a
    9 inch by 13 inch pan, and would like a 13 inch by
    9 inch pan.

    Please recheck the rules (that, itself is Rule #1!) & don't auto-post into this echo(Rule #1)

    cake puns are this easy to post:

    Cake it easy!
    Cake happens!
    Cake me away!
    Cake-a-licious!
    Caking it easy!
    You bake my day!
    Just cake it easy.
    Cake-away my heart!
    Cake my breath away!
    Scone with the wind.
    Cake it or leave it!
    I have a stomach-cake.

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wed Dec 31 14:31:40 2025
    George,
    Rule #1: No autoposts, please.
    As you wish...I have sent out a final post that except for the local
    message areas, all autoposts of Today In History and otherwise have
    been SUSPENDED, unless I hear from the echo moderator that they are
    OK. As a result, they will appear on my BBS ONLY.

    BTW, I am the echo moderator, but I'm having trouble getting my netmail going. . . If you check the echo info, you'll see me listed as owner/mod, via this location.

    No autoposts of puns or others either, please. I hope you'll spend a little time as we all used to in here bac in the '90s, &just read, reply, & post your favourites. . . If you read a funny autopost on your BBS, feel free to copy/paste it into a message originating from yourself into here.

    ObFunny:

    Ehat's rthe differene between sorority girls in the north & onres in the south?

    In the north they say, "You can have me tonight." In the south they say, "You all can have me tonight."

    With the BBS Ads message areas, several postings of an ad for a BBS
    are done several times a day, and numerous times a week. I had to turn
    on Duplicate Checking to get rid of those extra messages.
    To me, the extra ad postings are overkill...folks should want to logon
    to a BBS because they WANT to, and NOT because they HAVE to. With my
    health and schedule, mine is usually the only one I logon to, and I can
    not do it every day. I was tied up yesterday with "The Weather Watch Net" with Winter Weather Advisories for freezing rain across much of the state during the day. Combined with very little sleep the night before, I was exhausted.

    Exhaustion sucks, believe me, I know. . . yours was the only bbs I was logging onto except for this one, but it's not been open my last 20+ attempts. . . :(

    Or like the song "She's Gone, Gone, Gone"...in this case, to WalMart.
    Her husband's dying wish is to be buried at WalMart, so his wife will
    come and see him every day.

    I almost fell in love with a YouTube singer(Jessica Frech) who did a song & video called "People of Walmart" highlighting how after dark in the 24-hour ones, people come in dressed like they're sdjop[ping on Amazon at their personal computer or phone at home.

    I wish for you much joy!
    Like with Thanksgiving, I will spend the rest of my holidays home
    alone. Except for the meaning of certain days, each day is just another
    day on the calendar of life anymore. With all the holidays being on a Thursday this year (US Thanksgiving, then Christmas and New Years), I
    likely won't talk to anyone...unless they call on the phone. Wednesday
    and Thursday are my 2 nights of the week I don't have to run ham radio traffic nets.

    Don't you connect with church friends for mis-week Bible groups/studies? I know I was all involved in several back in the day, including leading several.

    Just stick a notice in the bulletin, that you're hosting a small group Bible study & prayer group on day/time you prefer, & have them call or email you to sign up.

    You can find ideas for topics online, or just brainstorm it among the attendees each week for the coming week; you can discuss the past sermon, current events, and always open & close in prayer, of course, & an hour or two is a great time each week with a new or old group of friends!

    Rotate houses every now & again (you'd just need to let it be known that you're not able to drive any more, & need assistance to/from other locations)

    Connect with your reverend to ask for topics to discuss &/or pray about, so you're an intimate part of the church as a whole. Encourage others to likewise step up & lead a group following their own style/format.

    It's kind of like a mini topical BBS, but in person.

    Rotate or drae names for who provides nibbles(refreshment("chocolate home baking preferred!" I would pop up from the sidelines when the request went out)), if you choose to have such.

    Ost usually provides coffee (decaf &/or hi-test,as desired); I'd provide the first & then request coffee tins as contributions for future &/or tea, for those who want it. (the Ladies. . . *LOL*)

    Never a reason to be alone except for when you want to be!



    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Fri Jan 2 04:15:39 2026
    George,

    Please recheck the rules (that, itself is Rule #1!) & don't
    auto-post into this echo(Rule #1)

    I disabled the auto posts last month. The one you were looking
    at was dated in November.

    Daryl

    ... Was Roy Rodgers a Trigger Happy Cowboy?
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)