BY: Alan Ianson (1:153/757)
File: ap251218.zip (5049kB), Area: NASA, Origin: 1:153/757
Desc: NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day (plus published report)
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You do a great job with these, Alan.
Merry Christmas.
Mick Manning
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"I am" is the shortest sentence in English. Is 'I do' the longest?
"No comment" is a comment.
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm...
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A Scarf is just an unfinished Afghan
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A book in the hand is worth two on the shelf!
A book misplaced is a book lost
A house is a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff
A penny saved is not very much
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ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about
As I said before, I never repeat myself
As a matter of fact, it IS a banana in my pocket!
Computers all wait at the same speed!
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Documentation: The worst part of programming.
Don't diet, download a virus to remove the FAT.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things
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Everyone is entitled to my opinion!
Everyone smiles in the same language.
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Great minds think alike; small minds run together
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
I'm not a complete idiot... Several parts are missing!
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If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents!
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
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THE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK
The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where the bad girls live
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't
There are two types of people; those who finish what they start and
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Top secret! Burn before reading!
Unzip... expand... What kind of pervert came up with this?
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You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have Youth is glorious, but it isn't a career
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